Pretty unique take on the difference between wraps and burritos. Doesn’t like cats. Blows up a giant 50ft inflatable in his front lawn to let the neighbors know they are welcome to come over, because he’s too cool for a phone call.

The living embodiment of Cleveland, OH. Has mastered the art of being an average golfer. Knows every word to Gangster's Paradise by Coolio (may he rest in peace), but will not rap it for anyone.

Is currently reading a book about bald eagles. Has a deep love for America (as well as his family). Rarely misses an opportunity to make it to a Hawkeye football game. Go Hawks!

Likes to look at things from every angle. Used to camp a lot. Would probably look pretty gnarly with a mohawk. Hard to imagine, but he used to be a pretty big dude, playing hockey at 6’4 and 220... Not invited to most dogpiles.

She’s probably secretly a ninja or something. Would outlast all of humanity in a zombie apocalypse. Seems like a sweet, kind lady; but could probably knock you off your feet 4 different ways with just a pinkie finger.

Is always in the know about any high-profile courts cases, and always has a strong opinion about it. Spends more time in books than in the real world. Sometimes forgets what a social life is, usually due to the books.

Young, so he naturally makes most tech stuff look easy. Builds Messi memorials in his free-time. Somehow managed to wreck two of his dad's cars at the same time. Bad at decorating. Probably wouldn’t admit it.