Ahsan Mujeeb

Pronounced SN. As a contract analyst, it’s a normal sight to catch Ahsan reading the fine print on a TV commercial. He can’t help himself, it’s just part of who he is. Some of his favorite quotes are quite funny, though also quite inspiring. Here are a few he wanted to share…

“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals” - Sirius Black, Harry Potter

“Fear is the mind-killer” - Frank Herbert, Dune

He was a little rebellious growing up. Nothing too bad, just some trivial mischief. Now that he’s grown out of it, he’d like to take this moment to publicly apologize to anyone in Des Moines who he ding dong ditched around 3 AM with friends. He acknowledges it was a low moment for him.

Interesting fact: Ahsan had to relearn how to walk. He broke his leg when he was 12, and the surgeon botched the surgery. When he took his leg out of the cast 6 months later, it was angled 30 degrees too far inward. His leg literally looked like a boomerang. A new surgeon spent years fixing it, with the final surgery being at 19.

Ahsan gets zoom-bombed by his new puppy pretty often, so that’s always a fun time. He’s a dork for Harry Potter, a proud supporter of the man bun (also known as the ‘mun’), has a love-hate relationship with the Raiders, loves to ski in Jackson Hole, speaks Urdu, talks about food too much, and considers himself a simple man.